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Thursday, October 16, 2014

30 hours a day, nine days a week

One day, a desperate man came to see God, as he couldn't think of anything or anyone else could help him. He was so miserable and depressed. God calmed him down and told him to be patient.

"What brings you here?" God asked.
"I have a lot of things to do but I just don't have enough time," said the man.
"How much time did I already gave you on earth?" God asked again.
"24 hours a day, seven days a week," the man answered.
"Not enough? Hurmmm... I will send you to a realm where there is 30 hours a day, nine days a week. Finish your tasks there," said God to which the man replied, "Thank you."

After several weeks of the realm's time, God went to see the man if he had already finished with his tasks.

He hadn't!

"OH MY SELF! How did THAT get in here?" God face-palmed himself in disbelief as he saw the man was looking helplessly at his unfinished works, with Procrastination right beside him.

Dat perfect example of.... me? God, please help.

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